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Christina Aguilera Is Trying Way Too Hard


Saying Christina Aguilera looks like a drag queen in these pics from Saturday’s Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Gala in Los Angeles would just be too easy. But seriously, if she was crowned winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race we would stand and cheer with a straight face. Girlfriend looks amazing…for a 50-year-old dude.

Too harsh? Yes, probably (okay, definitely). But Christina’s clearly doing everything in her power to distract us from the flop that was Bionic, and we’re just not sure deforming her face and hair with synthetics is the way to go. Some peeps in the blogosphere might get on her for packing on a pound or two of additional curves. Not us, friends. We like - nay, love - women who look like actual humans and this dress hugs her perfectly in all the right places. (Boobs and hips! Boobs and hips!) But the old glamor on crack look would give even David LaChappelle a migraine. Tone it down, X-Tina! You’ve got at least a couple more decades before we expect you to turn into Liza Minella. Why get an early start?