Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!
What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
And finally here is a detail of the Clause family.
St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus. His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus. As a group, they're all renouned Clauses. Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.
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